The copy machine handout
In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One office manager was obviously sick and tired of answering the same questions over and over again.
One day, when the copier was stuck and he couldn’t mend it himself, he prepared answer sheets for all his colleagues’ questions and handed them out.
Yes, the copier is out of order again.
Yes, we’ve called the service man.
Yes, he will be in today.
No, we cannot fix it ourselves.
Yes, we have tried.
No, we don’t know when he will be here.
No, we don’t know what caused it.
No, we don’t know who broke it.
Yes, we are keeping it.
No, we don’t know what you are going to do now.